Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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