I cockslap morals
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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