He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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