I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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