Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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