Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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