Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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