Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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