Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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