And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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