omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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