Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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