his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It's blow job season.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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