I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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