hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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