Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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