So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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