Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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