I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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