I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my shit smells like andre
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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