Can Purell be used as lube?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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