Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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