What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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