Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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