I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It's official drugs can't kill me
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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