erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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