His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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