One girl and one boy is just not enough.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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