next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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