I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
