She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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