Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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