would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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