I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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