Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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