so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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