she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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