he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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