Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
high people should be assigned attendants
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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