remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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