just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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