So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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