I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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