FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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