So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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