So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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