my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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