those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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