Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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