yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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