ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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