it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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