sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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