every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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