HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm lost and stupid without you.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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