just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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