Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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