I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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