I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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