i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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