she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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