idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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